A handkerchief or tissue. It is usually applied to a handkerchief or tissue that has been used and when examined the contents make you want to puke and you wonder whether you might have snorted out brain matter, as the product is foul, disgusting and should be classed as a biohazard. The word can be used to describe someone who has the same effect on people, a vile creature who makes the skin crawl and whose presence makes falling face first into a gangrenous cowpat seem positively pleasant in comparison.
by AKACroatalin June 11, 2015
Get the Snotrag mug.The act of taking a man's full load of cum by a female(or male) up a single(or both) nostril(s) & snorting it.
"Jesus, was that high priced hooker was worth every penny we spent for your bachelor party last night, Rich! Did you see the way she could take a load of nostril snotch in one single snort! Wow, whatta professional she was!"
by green eyed lady 13 July 26, 2014
Get the Nostril Snotch mug.Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".
by Monkey's Dad July 29, 2022
Get the It's Not Easy Being Greene mug.When someone does something that isn’t very Plus Ultra of them to do. Like insulting someone else, or the Japanese name in general. Relates back to the anime “My Hero Academia”.
by RynnnnnIsBossssssss November 21, 2018
Get the that’s not very Plus Ultra of you mug.A person who recklessly blows his nose and gets snot all over everything.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
For example a tennis player who uses a finger to block one nostril then blows out the other nostril onto the court, not caring whether his opponent might slip on the snot after they change sides.
Andre Agassi is not only a US Open Champion, but also a Snotmaster of the highest caliber.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
When his opponent slipped on his tennis court snot and was injured, Andre was awarded the match by default.
by Flatiron Scheisskopf June 30, 2016
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by Neilmiser May 5, 2004
Get the it's not a tumor mug.1. A declaration of complete approval, usually said after listing several qualities of the thing being approved; frequently used in an ironic or sarcastic sense. Popularized by sitcoms like Friends and Seinfeld.
2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
2. Title of a Hannah Montana song.
"He's tall, he's sweet, has a great sense of humor, and he has a great job - what's not to like?"
"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"
Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
"Upset? Why would I be upset? We've totaled the car, we can't get out, we wrecked an orphanage, the cops are on the way, and we've got 3 kilos in the trunk! I mean, what's not to like?"
Ross: It tastes like feet!
Joey Tribbiani: Well, I like it.
Ross: Are you kidding?
Joey Tribbiani: I mean, what's not to like? Custard, good. Jam, good. Meat, good!
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