Shuffleitis

A condition of a raver when they can't get out of the same dance move.

Man that dude's got the shuffleitis. It's contagious. I don't want to catch it. I'm a shuffle free dancer.

by Julio-Maximus July 29, 2019

Shuffling the deck

When you fart for 5 seconds, or longer

I’m surprised that after shuffling the deck, I don’t have shit in my pants

by DsDirtyDan August 12, 2019

nippy shuffle

1. a slow, tiring, and forced stride usually accompanying those of a "nippy-like" nature. See Also: Nippy

2. a type of slow walk that results from engorging on pizza, italian, queso, or burgers.

Hurry up Chris, your doing the fucking Nippy Shuffle.

Christ Ed, too much to eat tonite at Chili's; looks like its the Nippy SHuffle tonite.

by ez February 8, 2005

Butt Shuffler

a gay man with a variety of sex partners to choose from.

Dude omar had sex with another guy last night, what a butt shuffler.

by Iswallowedsomevomit January 16, 2009

turfle shuffle

when a fat kid shuffles his body.

the boys on the bus were talking about the turfle shuffle

by sushi-loverrr June 24, 2009

Drunk Shuffling

Being able to shuffle 40% better while drunk because of the feeling of your feet sliding across the ground when your drunk or stoned.

That guy came in second place in the anual shuffle comp, if he were Drunk Shuffling he'd come first..

by LéKHOLE November 2, 2010

Bassist shuffle

The walk-dance usually done by female bassists, though can be done by men as well.

Involves bobbing your head and sticking out your chest while taking small steps, while also playing bass guitar.

D'Arcy Wretzky of Smashing Pumpkins is always doing the bassist shuffle.

by Unitedhipster November 15, 2010