Joe: Ohh, Jimmy I had sex with the hottest Girl ever last night!!!!!
Jimmy: really??!?!
Joe: Hellll Fuckin' Yeaa i Did!!
Jimmy: really??!?!
Joe: Hellll Fuckin' Yeaa i Did!!
by coolcowzz699 May 5, 2010
Get the Sexmug. Dude: Hey wanna have sex?
Chick: Omggg you have beautiful eyes, yes lets have sex.
Dude: Ok, bend over then *10 minutes later walks off never to be seen again*
Chick: Omggg you have beautiful eyes, yes lets have sex.
Dude: Ok, bend over then *10 minutes later walks off never to be seen again*
by PooFart August 12, 2007
Get the Sexmug. Well you see sex is when two people are in love and they go into bed have babies and then the father leaves on a trip for the milk that takes 18 years
by Thatweirdgay December 1, 2022
Get the Sexmug. by Suck it stupid June 22, 2017
Get the Sexmug. Let's face it, the only reason your on the Urban Dictionary looking up sex is because you want horny of of peoples definitions. You know damn well what sex means.
by Corny, Porny, and also Horny May 9, 2018
Get the Sexmug. You're probably here for a funny response or just to get horny with stories of people having sex. Either way, what are you doing with your life?
by Restard69 April 29, 2019
Get the Sexmug.