Southern Jesus tug

When someone (usually from a southern state) is to poor to afford an abortion, so they take a cross and brutally beat the woman’s stomach in the name of the lord until nothing but gork comes out.

Me and sally couldn’t get our baby aborted by professionals, so we had billy do a southern Jesus tug.

by I have a PhD in words January 2, 2018

The southern hotdog

Taking it anally from your uncle

Lil Jayquan was picking cotton and got the southern hotdog.

by Schakraezad May 3, 2018

carson southern

Friend of Tyler Stauffacher, one day wants to be a successful game maker with Tyler. He is a badass.

carson southern, more like actual carrot.

by Real_UrbanDictionary September 7, 2017

southern second

longer than a normal second, but shorter than southern minute.

I can whip up breakfast for us in just a southern second.

by Aqua Inferno September 26, 2017

Southern snooter

A man ejaculates into a woman's face more specifically into her nose, she then inhales heavily snorting it through her nose into her mouth

I gave my girlfriend a southern snooter, her nose was dripping all night

by Peepeesauce556 May 2, 2017

cash southern

A back stabbing cock that hates every one

"Why is Jim in jail" "he was being a cash southern"

by Timmothybitch June 19, 2017

southern blow

When a male stands up, have him lean forward 30• degrees and from the back the female performs oral sex

Baby I’m going through a lot when i get Home i need A southern blow

by Tj_Fye November 7, 2017