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When the ever-amiable Mike steps in with a dash of charm and a dollop of reason to elegantly challenge the world of conspiracy-laden fallacy.
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Mexican Mile
The outrageously long distance between you and the toilet generally realized after consuming a slippery meal from a local Mexican restaurant.
After that triple cheese, black bean, and shrimp chalupa, my mexican mile ended with a a call to The Home Depot for an emergency steam-cleaner rental.
Mexican Mile by jellooooruthere June 10, 2016
Messy Mile
Messy Mile by Langstoner October 5, 2016
Kenyan African Males Safari
A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
Kenyan African Males Safari by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
You give them an inch they take a mile
When you give someone an opportunity or am inch they take it out of proportion and take advantage leading to taking a mile.
Person 1: I let my boyfriend talk to females jut as friends but now he’s taking that as an advantage into flirting with other girls.
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile
Person 2: that’s why you can never be too sure about that , you give them an inch they take a mile
You give them an inch they take a mile by CroBoii March 25, 2020
Miracle Mile
A long streach of road in the middle of no where. The length can be shorter or longer then an actual physical mile of road. The road is usually completely straight, where you can see the length of it. ( i.e. Like the highway outside Las Vegas, Nevada heading for California.)
I drove the Miracle Mile last night, by myself at 4am. It's a miracle I could stay awake watching the hypnotic road pass under my wheels.
Miracle Mile by Innocent Vice June 13, 2006