JOTUS

The laughing stock of the whole world, Joke (or Joker) Of The United States, a play on the acronym POTUS, Joe Biden managed to outdo The Orange One in being an embarrassing old white guy by simply saying stupid shit and desperately pandering to kids on TikTok by rambling about his love of chocolate chip cookies and eating fried chicken with black people.

Also a creepy spider, so it's kinda the same.

Did you hear what incoherent gibberish JOTUS said today?

by Make jokes, not war March 6, 2024

jobsona

Like a fursona but for a job.

HR hired me because they thought my jobsona was a good fit for the company.

by Nintendies April 4, 2024

Jebus

A word from polish that PhoenixSC accidentally added to the english language, describing Jeb (one of the co-founders of Minecraft)'s hair getting wet.

Average r/Minecraft user: jebus lamo
Some random guy that can speak polish: wth did u just say
Average r/Minecraft user: ...
Average r/Minecraft user: yk the guy with wet hair after Minecon and stuff
Some random guy that can speak polish: ooh ok

by edrftgyhujijhygtfdewerftgyhjkm April 14, 2024

Joburg

Most never met a petty girl from there but when they see Tyla that’s what they prefer.

THEY NEVA HAD A PRERRY GIRL FROM JOBURG SEE ME NOW AND THATS WHAT THEY PREFER!🎶

by anonymous April 20, 2024

joubs

subby puppy

joubs is a subby puppy

by fwoof May 26, 2024

Jousting

When two homeless men arrange to meet underneath a canal bridge to masturbate at each other. First to climax looses.

Two men met to joust under the canal bridge

'when out on a dog walk I saw two men jousting'

by Electroskeleton May 26, 2024

Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion

I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting

by Russ gout June 1, 2024