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Excalibeer

The act of pulling a condom over a fresh pint. Resulting in the drink being suctioned to the table.
I used my wallet condom to Excalibeer brad
by Russ gout June 1, 2024
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Jousting

The modern day version of medieval jousting. Two men mid HANK (highway wank) meeting at completion
I was burning diesel and choking the weasel when we locked eyes, first time I’ve ever been jousting
by Russ gout June 1, 2024
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