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To define the word Jobson please see Job.

A Job is a person with great patience. Although unaware, Jobs have the world in the palm of their hands. Their possibilities are endless. Jobs are a gift sent to us from the ether as a reminder that we are loved by our creator.
Is there a Jobson in the crowd? Help! We need a Jobson!
Jobson by Magikmoonmama March 20, 2021
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a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes
he is such a jobson
jobson by fatnoncfsajdjcjgh July 10, 2017
Girl at your job whose guts you want to get in.
Jameson: Yo! did you see Cindy over in sporting goods?

Henry: Hell yeah son! Thats a fine ass piece of jobsnatch!

Jameson: I know dog! I would hit that fo' weeks!
jobsnatch by YankeePenis June 30, 2010
jobson, to successfully pull a girl on the dancefloor in a bar/club without speaking to her and only getting in by cupping her fanny
"I went out last night, pulled some girl and took her back to the towers, i knew it'll be alreet"

'did you do a jobson?'

"yea, said nothing to her, cupped her fanny and i was in"
jobson by lowfellsfinest January 30, 2010
The act of a parent bird regurgitating food into a baby bird's mouth. Named for Ruprect Jobson the famed ornithologist that first photographed the behavior in 1869
Adult birds have to jobson their chicks at least their body weight in protein a day
Jobson by karnakdave March 1, 2023
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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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