The most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum
A black man's version of finding pure gold covered in platinum
Black man on phone #1: you will never believe what i just found!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!
Black man #2: what!
Black man #1: it's watermelón inside of watermelón its the most beautiful thing i have ever seen in mah life!!!
Black man #2: holy crap!
by Killnarnar February 8, 2015
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"Hey James, want to eat at McDonald's? Headass"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
"Good thing you had headass insurance, i thought you were serious!"
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the last drink before someone passes out from too much alcohol.
the drinker usually has asked for "one more" drink before the fourth drink instinct takes effect, letting the drinkers friends know that they are going to pass out.
the drinker usually has asked for "one more" drink before the fourth drink instinct takes effect, letting the drinkers friends know that they are going to pass out.
The fourth drink instinct let us all know that kelcie was about to pass out after one to many vodka shots
by Catyy June 18, 2007
Get the fourth drink instinct mug.A series of fantasy books written by Cassandra Clare.
The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.
The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
The books are about a species called Shadowhunters who can't be seen by ordinary mundanes (humans) and destroy demons and rogue Downworlders. Downworlders are werewolves, vampires, faeries, warlocks, etc.
The main characters are Clary Fray, Jace Wayland and Simon Lewis.
by FlushedToilet May 15, 2011
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by Sarahsuke December 27, 2003
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Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.
John: Your daughter?
Bob: Her and my wife.
Bob: It was going great, until the preview for that Twilight movie came on. She had an instantaneous orgasm.
John: Your daughter?
Bob: Her and my wife.
by Slartibartfast11 December 11, 2009
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1. That woman became an insufferable bitch when she didn't take her medication.
2. One wonders what happened to her that made her such an insufferable bitch.
2. One wonders what happened to her that made her such an insufferable bitch.
by Rook's Buddy May 11, 2010
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