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Guardian Guilt

A useful term for when a character or oc- typically whom considers themselves a guardian of a sort- feels as though they betrayed what makes them belive they are such protectors.
Person A: I killed a dude, but I feel super bad about it, even though they were a bad guy and it was my job...
Person B: Oh— I think that's like... guardian guilt or something..
by Chaotic_Wyvern December 14, 2023
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Guardian of the royal bowels

Another term for a royal physician, or doctor

Found on Wikipedia’s timeline of medicine and medical technology that discusses an inscription Egyptian physician known as Iry who was also considered the eye-doctor of the palace, palace physician of the belly, and he who prepares the important medicine and knows the juices of the body.

For a non-doctor example and a similar job, see: Groom of the Stool
King Arthur: Ugh, my stomach is bothering me again.
Sir Henry: Should I call for the Guardian of the Royal Bowels then, sire?

King Arthur: Do it quickly, I don’t have all day! I have a kingdom to rule over.
by Reshithewhite February 27, 2024
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Guardian Reader

Marxist fool incapable of processing information and reads to Guardian to remain insulated in his stupid. A cross between Harold Shipman and Coco the Clown, with the core Marxist beliefs of Hitler or Lenin
No way would the Guardian Reader attempt to live in a socialist paradise like China or North Korea. Or use soap.
by Maggie T April 3, 2024
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Guardevoir

The epitome of being fucking horny
Person: Whatcha doing?
Me: Just watching some Guardevoir videos
Person: Have fun watching Hentai
by SwallowMaPiPi April 15, 2024
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Guardian mexican

For apartment dwellers; the mexican who sits in your stairwell all day constantly talking to their phone, watching videos at max volume and hawking loogies
I know im safe at home thanks to my guardian mexican
by ¡El Fantazzzzma Blancoooooooo! September 27, 2024
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Guardian Fridge

guardian fridge (noun, derogatory)

Definition:

A term used to describe a friend—often larger and much less attractive—who accompanies a girl considered very attractive and actively blocks or discourages others from approaching or flirting with her.

By extension, any friend who informally acts as a social “gatekeeper” in nightlife or dating situations.
I was really hitting it off with Stacy, but all of the sudden this Guardian Fridge she came in with dragged her away and totally cockblocked me!
by JonyMacaroni98 March 10, 2026
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Guard Jocking

When someone is acting like a “guard” over something or someone — being overprotective, hovering too much, or policing like they in charge. Can also be used for someone who literally became a cop/security/CO, or when somebody’s being overly cautious about their stuff or themselves.
“You always guard jocking round her, that’s why she don’t mess with you.”

“He always guard jocking the crew, tryna control everything we do.”

“Homie supposed to be down, but he out here guard jocking the crew to them piggs.”
by PaidLead September 28, 2025
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