Remote Control

A cordless device used to enable/disable other devices from a distance.

He used his remote control to turn the channel on his T.V.

by Unrelated February 5, 2005

Contracrapper

A name for any dog that is extremely picky about where it takes a shit.

My dog's a real contracrapper, i hate taking it out to go to the bathroom. It never takes less than 20 minutes!

by THEbigAGGIE July 18, 2011

Continental Condom

When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.

Jimmy had realized after too much partying at the club he had obtained a continental condom.

by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014

controlled variable

The control variable in scientific experimentation is the element which is constant and unchanged throughout the investigation.

A controlled variable is a part of the experiment that doesn't change

by kitkat kallister November 28, 2017

Contagious diabetes

I specialize in diabetes and people ask "Is type 3 diabetes contagious?" And yes it is very contagious I would recommend that you get a shot to prevent getting type 3 at your local hospital or clinic now

You need to get a shot to prevent contagious diabetes.

by Ryk ifier May 30, 2019

Platypus Controlling Me

The rap song that is performed by amateur lyricist and pharmacist Doctor Heinz doofenshmirtz. The song is a very modern take on societal issues, mostly including overarching authority figures.

Heinz Doofenshmirtz: Well I'll be honest I don't really understand
But I fell down this hill now I got glue on my hands
And I got records on my fingers
Kids: What
Doof: Records on my fingers
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop
Kids: Don't stop
Doof: I can't stop I got a platypus controlling me
Kids: WHAT
Doof: I got a platypus controlling me
Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances
Kids: Strange set of circumstances
Doof: I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands now I got records on my fingers
And I just can't stop
Kids: DON'T STOP DON'T STOP
Doof: Well I would if I was able
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table
Kids: There's a platypus controlling him
WHAT
Kid: Oh I get it, platypus is a metaphor for whatever is keeping you down
Kid: Like corporations are a platypus
Kids: The government's a platypus
Your teacher is a platypus
Weird Kid: My teacher is a panda
Kids: Society's a platypus
My parents are a platypus
The media's a platypus
It's all just propaganda
We've all got platypus controlling us
Heinz Doofenshmirtz: No just me
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'd stop if I was able
Kids: We've all got platypus controlling us
Doof: I'm not speaking metaphorically
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table
Oh wait, no, he's gone
Hey
There's no platypus controlling me
There's no platypus controlling me

by HoloVenom May 1, 2020

Sloppy Cookie Contest

When three or more male persons sit in a circle, and masterbate around a single cookie, while they attempt to orgasm onto it. The last one to ejaculate onto it has to eat the cookie.

Bob was the last one to orgasm during the sloppy cookie contest, so he had to eat the cookie.

by John W. April 23, 2006