Coloradoing

turning your penis inside out and wrapping it up in your ballsack, then your mate licks the entire package

The eager preteen searched for "coloradoing" on google.

by Colorado October 21, 2012

Colorado Dipshit

A person native to the state of colorado. Uneducated and ignorant, the dipshit enjoys harrassing tourists and pretending that colorado is really that cool. See also hick, moron , asshole. The dipshit is not self-aware enough to realize that not everyone driving down the road wants to be behind a pack of bike riders. The Breckenridge dipshit, is a little more evolved. The type to hand you back your change and the tip jar at the same time. Pride is another symptom of the Colorado dipshit, proud to be dumb.

Heard while Driving down the street with Texas licence plates on, "GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS, GO BACK TO TEXAS..." ME:"I'M NOT FROM TEXAS,YOU COLORADO DIPSHIT!"

by Guywholiveshere July 20, 2012

coloradogirl

Shut up! I am NOT a whore. That rapist raped me!

Justice!

by colorado 19-year old girl October 25, 2003

Contractor's Kit

While most people would think that a contractor's kit might consist of a hammer, nails, and maybe a saw to start with, the truth is that these things are of secondary value to most general contractors. The real Contractor's Kit, which can be found in the back of any work van or truck on any jobsite across the country, consists of the three general contracting essentials: a 30 pack of beer, a fifteen ft. length of rope, and a Smith and Wesson with one bullet as a backup. Usually used to describe your displeasure with a certain scenario or certain circumstances.

ex. 1. "Hey Joey you wanna go to that party over that broad's house tonight?"
"Ya sure, but if she talks to me im gonna go out back and string up the Contractor's Kit."

ex. 2. "Hey Matty what you doin this weekend?"
"I dunno not much probly just gonna string up the Kit off the side of the Tobin Bridge after work you wanna come?

by Contractor Craig November 9, 2008

CODtradiction

Tha act of contradicting ones self while playing Call of Duty. Most commonly if the form of complaining about campers whilst camping in the corner. Also can be depicted by the act of saying a certain is gay whilst using that same weapon, and so on and so fourth.

player 1: "I hate campers." *while camping*
Player 2: "You are a CODtradiction."

Player 1: "The UMP is so gay." *while using the UMP*
PLayer 2: "ok stop CODtradicting yourself."

by yettifan007 December 10, 2010

contractor clock

the clock it seems most contractors base their time frames on that although looking like a regular clock moves at only half the time. Thus if they start at 9AM universal and say it will take 4 hours, the real time they are done 5pm. However it is only used for work time, not billable hours.

the bathroom guy got here at 10AM and said it would take 3 hours he didn't leave until 4PM
he must have been using a contractor clock

by fire909 May 11, 2011

Contrabute

Busty one-legged woman.

lets shed a light on this circus looking contrabute

by Raptor Jones June 5, 2011