chode

a chode is a very wide but short penis.

"did you hear about tori the chode?"

by Dr.H November 8, 2009

Chode

1) a penis more girthsome than it is lengthy.

The Chode was here!

you are a chode

why such a chode?

by jpizzizzle July 7, 2007

Chodemuffin

A Person That Has A Chode

You Are A Fat Chode-Muffin Chris

by Chris " I Love Chode Muffins " Hutchison January 15, 2004

chode

a fat, short ,stubby penis

she said he has a chode in them jeans

by clit master June 26, 2008

chode

a small dick that is much girthier than it is long, like a 1 inch long penis that is as wide as a pringles can.

becky wants a chode times a pencil, that apparently means huge, bitch

by crazy February 5, 2004

Chode

A Chode is not the gooch. We do not need multiple words for the gooch, because the area between the scrotum and the asshole is simply a gooch, and nothing more. A true chode is a penis fatter than it is long, and while its true that a true chode may not exist, it also may, and I'm sure there are many penises that are near chodes, which does, in turn, make it a chode. Also, in my neighborhood, a chode has become such a common word that it can now be used to describe anything that is severely short and fat, such as little fat kids, short fat adults, and other things that are fatter than they are tall (or are just really short and wide/fat).

Look at that midget-- What a Chode!!

Haha, your mom is a chode!

A Chode is more pleasing to a woman than a needledick, yet it is still difficult to please a woman with a chode.

by Frank-The True Knower of the Word Chode August 21, 2006

Grenade Grundle Chode

The ugliest guy in a whole group of hotties; a male grenade.

I told my friend's boyfriend to hook me up with one of his friends but the guy was a total grenade grundle chode so i rejected!

by freewezzyknodat22 October 6, 2010