wifey

An extremely close friend; your 'bitch'; your 'ho'; your best of the best of the BEST friends you have; your claimed favorite person.

You know my best friend, Ginger?! Yea, she's my wifey!

Gabe, you're my wifey.

Paige is MY wifey, BITCH!

by The Sinner November 9, 2006

Wiley

Someone that is constantly actin a fool.

dumbass , retard ,fool ,idiot,moran

by Danielle March 4, 2005

Wifey

Wifey: (Latin-American; S. California)(adj.) A term used to describe a prostitute who is most favored by her pimp, often due to her ability to make the most money; also see bottom bitch

Pimp: "Yo, my wifey made 10G's this week"

by A Mexican-American Pimp April 20, 2011

Witey

When having a chong on a few dubes and you go a little overboard then the whitey begins. Face goes white(it's funny how you never see a goth whitey)then remain bareley concious for about half an hour and finally they chog their guts out Nice and i hear you laughin but we've all been there.

Too Whitey or not too Whitey that is the Question.

by Jason of the Fisher variaty October 15, 2004

wifey

used to describe the female of a male/female platonic relationship.

jill: "you need to start saving money for college and stop waisting it on such stupid things!"

dan: "i know, i will. stop nagging me all the time."

jill: "i wouldn't have to nag you if you would just listen to me for once!"

ben: "jill, you need to stop acting so wifey sometimes!"

dan: "hey man, she's my best friend, don't talk to her like that!"

by girl7 December 8, 2006

wifeycracker

a gurl that is a good friends is your wifey and you thinks she's a cracker, a rly big weirdo.

girl 1-falls for no reason gets up and screams butternut.

girl 2- "thats my wifeycracker!"

girl 3-" why did she just say that?"

girl 2-"idk, shes just random like that."

by Moogan and Ashley January 22, 2008

Wired In

A technique used while using HTML Programming code. It is where you use headphones to drown out distracting noises. This results in faster programing for games or websites.

GUY1: Mike, get your ass over here!

GUY3: Shut up ass wipe, he's wired in...

GUY1: Go to hell Steve.... HEY MIKE, GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE

GUY2: Go slam yourself fag

GUY1: Hey bitch, go lawyer up ass hole! Imma sue your fatass

by MW2 Freak February 23, 2011