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That tap is like a Eunuch's cock

Expression used by bar staff to describe a a beer tap for a product that is no longer in stock and has been so for an extended period. Generally the product in question will never be stocked again so it is only due to the idiotcy of management that the tap remains in place.
Customer: I'll have a pint of Becks.
Exasperated barman: Sorry but we've no Becks on draught.
Customer: But there's a tap there.
Increasingly irate barman: That tap is like a Eunuch's cock. I can pull at it all day and nothing's going to comeout.
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Athletic Butt Tap 

When one bro exchanges a manly spanking to his fellow bro after a job well done. Does not necessarily need to be in the context of an athletic event. An athletic butt tap can be exchanged for any reason without being seen as homosexual. Athletic butt taps are firm but not overly powerful or aggressive.
Ross: Dude did you just slap my ass?
Chase: No man it was an athletic butt tap.
Ross: Oh okay nice man!
Athletic Butt Tap by dthomp July 28, 2011

warning tap 

The universal tap given (usually on a thigh), signaling an impending ejaculation.
He was such a gentalman. He give me a warning tap when I was on top.
warning tap by Chg0 January 20, 2016
Word of the Day on January 22, 2016

flap tap 

like a sack tap for girls. boys hit each others balls, girls hit each others flaps.
"carla was pissing me off, so i gave her a flap tap"
flap tap by johngerr8 September 6, 2009

ten second tap

When receiving oral sex it is a common courtesy to let the woman know that you are close to orgasm, so she doesn't blind herself or choke to death on your seed...
"Are you still seeing Sloop??"

"I don't think so; I failed to give her the ten second tap last weekend and she hasn't returned my calls since then"

"Bummer"

The No Fap Tap 

The no fap tap is when a female touches a male on the shoulder with one finger and then the male looses the ability to fap aka. what little dick they had falls off henceforth stopping any fapping for the rest of the day
Dont make me use The No Fap Tap
The No Fap Tap by Not cool October 5, 2019