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leap frog

An analogy for taking turns, used to explain to my useless japanese contractor how efficiently conduct instrument loop testing.
Have three crews in the field calling back to one crew in the control room. Crew #1 - Shooting a loop. Crew #2 - Simultaneously shooting another loop. Crew #3 - Setting up for the next loop. When crew #1 or crew #2 are finished, they can setup for the next loop, by which time crew #3 is ready to shoot theirs. Did you ever play leap frog at school? Have you ever watched team pursuit at a velodrome? Have you seen how the three instrument air compressors communicate amongst themselves so at to decide which is lead, which is lag and which is standby? Same concept applies.
by Typus June 9, 2005
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nose zit

A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.
I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.
by Typus June 5, 2005
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B.O.B.

Suzanne had given up on men. Rather than become a dyke, she settled for a B.O.B.
by Typus May 31, 2005
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The Wiggles

Four homosexual cretins whose names are generally forgotten by humans over two foot three inches.
In an instant, Palmer's life flashed before his eyes. Regrets, he'd had a few. But then again, too few to mention. His first regret was that in a hypomanic state preparing his assault team for combat, he had forgotten to put on his black combat boots. Instead, he was lying on the ground, dieing in his ‘The Wiggles’ socks. Secondly, he had never shared his seed with the one love of his life, Nagem.
by Typus June 1, 2005
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surreptitiously

To do something, usually forbidden, in a sly, sneaky manner.
They were thankful for the sunglasses. It enabled them to surreptitiously cast their joint gaze over Damina's ravishing body.
by Typus June 2, 2005
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onomatapoeia

1. A word that sounds like the word it describes.

2. A six syllable word used by smart asses to sound more clever than they really are.
1. Fwap-fwap-fwap is an onomatapoeia.

2. Isn't Megan a smart ass?
by Typus July 2, 2005
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cut lunch

The last words that Palmer heard were from his treacherous Second Lieutenant. In a mincing voice, Pino yelped with glee, "Now I'll be able to cut your lunch again, Brian! Nagem is mine! All mine!"
by Typus June 1, 2005
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