nose zit

A zit in your nose that hurts like fuck.

I have a nose zit and it hurts like fuck.

by Typus June 11, 2005

B.O.B.

Battery Operated Boyfriend - A vibrator

Suzanne had given up on men. Rather than become a dyke, she settled for a B.O.B.

by Typus June 5, 2005

leap frog

An analogy for taking turns, used to explain to my useless japanese contractor how efficiently conduct instrument loop testing.

Have three crews in the field calling back to one crew in the control room. Crew #1 - Shooting a loop. Crew #2 - Simultaneously shooting another loop. Crew #3 - Setting up for the next loop. When crew #1 or crew #2 are finished, they can setup for the next loop, by which time crew #3 is ready to shoot theirs. Did you ever play leap frog at school? Have you ever watched team pursuit at a velodrome? Have you seen how the three instrument air compressors communicate amongst themselves so at to decide which is lead, which is lag and which is standby? Same concept applies.

by Typus June 21, 2005

double tap

Two bullet shots to the head in close succesion and close proximity made by an experienced marksman.

Just then, two shots rang out. Palmer slumped to the ground, having taken a double tap to the back of the head from 2nd Lt Pino Martello's sidearm; apouncy little Beretta 22.

by Typus June 6, 2005

onomatapoeia

1. A word that sounds like the word it describes.

2. A six syllable word used by smart asses to sound more clever than they really are.

1. Fwap-fwap-fwap is an onomatapoeia.

2. Isn't Megan a smart ass?

by Typus July 15, 2005

surreptitiously

To do something, usually forbidden, in a sly, sneaky manner.

They were thankful for the sunglasses. It enabled them to surreptitiously cast their joint gaze over Damina's ravishing body.

by Typus June 8, 2005

cut lunch

To fuck someone's partner.

The last words that Palmer heard were from his treacherous Second Lieutenant. In a mincing voice, Pino yelped with glee, "Now I'll be able to cut your lunch again, Brian! Nagem is mine! All mine!"

by Typus June 6, 2005