Silly Simon

A slang term for hallucinogenic mushrooms, as a phonetic pronunciation of "psilocybin," the psychoactive substance that makes these mushrooms hallucinogenic. It is commonly used on Shakedown Street to avoid detection by the cops.

Hey? Anybody seen Silly Simon?

by Toust April 29, 2010

Silly-Cunt

The act of being a silly fuckin' cunt in the most extreme of cases. I.e. A dumb cunt. A fucker.

Wow. You are quite the silly-cunt today. And by that I mean you are being quite a dumb cunt in the most extreme of cases...fuck you. Bitch.

by Whoa_Wee April 17, 2011

salty potato

joey essex quote, a bit like reem.

'ahh look at her,she's a right salty potato'

by tinkerbellebaby February 11, 2012

silly bo billy

Someone who is silly and semi hilarous.

Dan smith is sort of a silly bo billy.

by mitchD December 4, 2003

salty helmet

to leave a deposit of man juice on the head of a sleeping person

I went home with a random and left her a salty helmet for her troubles

by manfurd November 28, 2005

salty mouthwash

when you jizz into a girls mouth, she gargles i and then spitsit back onto your penis

dude she gives a good blow but it is kinda weird when she does that salty mouthwash

by assy mcsluttyballs December 22, 2009

Salty batch

Semen, Jism, Cum

When making love, I prefer to pull out before releaseing my salty batch.

by backdrft76 February 19, 2011