I aint reading allat

An excuse a toddler uses as an excuse for the fact that they are unable to read

Person 1: (types 3 sentences in response to an argument with person 2)
Person 2: goo goo ga ga mf bitch I aint reading allat 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

by HauntedMalk January 29, 2024

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.

Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!

by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014

Thomas Crewe-Read

Stupid bitch with weird teeth and weird hair that likes to watch small children. He often goes to state school playgrounds in recess with a high-zoom camera and films them going down the slide. He likes it deep.

Parent 1: “Thomas Crewe-Read is here! Fucking protect your kids”

Parent 2: “Damn straight, ni, get that creepy bastard fat 🥷🏿 out of this shithole!”

by SlipperySloshy January 16, 2023

i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

Reading a Book

The blissful enjoyment of heading south on your partner.

Broo, last night I went out to Dubs and met the coolest girl. Hours later, we went back to her cozy apartment and I found myself Reading a Book.

by FeldyG123 October 5, 2023

We all know you read the thesaurus

A phrase used to describe someone who uses fancy and/or excessive speech. In the context of Limbus Company, the phrase was used in a scene where a character explains as if they read the thesaurus, causing one of the main characters to call them out.

Person A: I was struck with sorrow upon the sight of their entrails. In fact, I had gained an epiphany: why must the innocent bear death and mutilation for a root impertinent to them? Had the madmen been any wiser, the townsfolk would have not suffered this tragedy, and would live on to an untroubled life.

Person B: Yeah, we all know you read the thesaurus. So anyways, you saw those poor innocents’ corpses and you want us to take revenge? Y’know we’re not some heroes fighting for justice.

by yanyanyanyan4 August 15, 2025