Dog Problems

An awesome record by The Format

I spent last night listening to The Format's Dog Problems.

by Bjay1209 January 14, 2010

White People Problems

As defined by the great Louis CK in his concert film "Hilarious", these problems affect Americans in the middle to upper class. This is when your life is so amazing, that you make shit up to be upset about.

"Why do I have to choose a language on the ATM machine? This is bullshit, I shouldn't have to do that!"

This is in sharp contrast to real problems, experienced by people in other countries.

My English professor didn't truly grasp the depth of my thesis statement! ...By the way I know this doesn't matter at all, I'm just telling you my white people problems.

by LawsonComedy October 21, 2010

problematize

The ridiculous act of having things so good in society that one must make up reasons for conflicts or problems.

We must problematize the fact that the sky is blue, it's unfair to the other colors of the visible light spectrum. It's called ROYGBIV Karen not Blue Supremacy!

by DeezNutz)) November 2, 2018

Mo' money, mo' problems

Ideally a Communist mantra. Exists in hip-hop and popular r'nb songs aswell. More money would lead to more problems for the one that possesses the money. Hence making money the problem.

US president: Communism will never succeed, Capitalism is the way forward.
Castro: Mo' money, mo' problems

by Settit March 26, 2009

problems

The human condition.

I not only have problems, I am problems.

by Ereck Flowers November 26, 2018

Daddy Problems

When a girl's (usually rich) father doesn't spend any time with her when she's little. This makes the girl long for male attention and turns into a slut.

Girl 1: Did you see that new girl? She was all over David, Alex, AND Mark!

Girl 2: Daddy Problems.

by WTF1111111111 January 24, 2010

no problemo

An Americanized version of the Spanish "no problema" which means "no problem". Pretty much accepted as slang in American society. Appeared in the popular film Terminator 2 and in the television series The Simpsons.

Girlfriend: Hey honey, can you pick up some wheat germ from the store for me?
Boyfriend: Sure, no problemo.
Girlfriend: That's "no problema"!
Boyfriend: Yeah, yeah, whatever.

by Spidey and Cheep August 18, 2007