The Everything-and-Nothing Paradox

Everything is possible, including the possibility of impossibility.

person1: don't ever give up! everything is possible after all!
person2: so is the possibility of impossibility. dont you know the Everything-and-Nothing Paradox?

by gyatt? March 5, 2024

Boomers paradox

Simpler time when life was simultaneously hard and good.

My father used to beat me with a belt for changing the temperature on the thermostat.. ah good old days! - boomers paradox

by Thomas Payne March 15, 2024

paradox live

a mixed media project with banger music that will make you even more depressed than you already are. not so skibidi.

'omg a new paradox live voice drama drops next week!'
'catch these hands avex, i'm going to act up if gokuluck get pwned again'

by kentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 15, 2024

The Charizard Paradox

The Charizard Paradox is a phenomenon in Pokémon and similar franchises where a character has a limited number of “types” it can have and is forced to exclude certain important aspects from its typing in order for equally important aspects to be included in its typing.

This phenomenon was originally named by Pokemon YouTuber MandJtv in his video titled The Charizard Paradox.

Guy 1: wait this thing isn’t evil type? But it’s super evil. That’s like it’s whole thing.

Guy 2: well it’s also a ghost plant thing. It’s ghost plant type.

Guy 1: but it being evil is like equally important as it being a ghost.

Guy 2: it’s also equally important that it’s a plant.

Guy 1: damnit it’s The Charizard Paradox.

by Remus Marianne March 16, 2024

Defunct-enterprises-paradox

When a brand and or organization offers a service and or offering publicly and or privately and everyone thinks they offer a service or offering and then when trying to use the enterprise and or service offering there's missing input requirements which were thus otherwise unplanned for which is mostly a perspective and or viewpoints analysis, which results in the inability to use the services and or offerings. otherwise something goes wrong.

"Did you get any Defunct-enterprises-paradoxes when trying to contact those government and or private sector enterprises regarding what work and leisure activities facilitation you needed done that you couldn't facilitate yourself?" P2 "Why yes, I did, Every time", "And then I complained on multiple occasions, to multiple branches and or sub trenches of supposed service providers" , "And do you think they fixed it?, "Nooooo" , JGD, "Otherwise create your own subversion setting requirement, using your own resources or personal;".

by patrickthestarfishv2 March 19, 2024

Lawrencian Paradox

The act of committing a crime knowing full well you are in the wrong however, doing so regardless because of your addiction to committing said crime but eventually, when you are caught for the aforementioned crime you attempt to disparage the crime which leads to you believing the crime was justified despite formally understanding that that was not the case.

Adrian tried to disparage the acts committed against his Brazilian friend despite knowing that his actions were iniquitous; It seems he is trapped in the Lawrencian Paradox

by Adrian Lion March 20, 2024

Birthday paradox

In probability theory, Birthday paradox is the phenomenon concerning the probability that, in a set of n randomly chosen people, at least two will share the same birthday. The birthday paradox is the counterintuitive fact that only 23 people are needed for that probability to exceed 50%. The birthday paradox is a veridical paradox, i.e. a paradox that produces counter-intuitive results, but is demonstrated to be true nonetheless.

I always thought it was super rare for two people to share a birthday, but the birthday paradox says it only takes 23 people to make it likely!

by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025