8 Minute Abs

An uncooperative or physically demanding bowel movement that, once you have finally stood up, feels like you have just completed the most intense ab work out of your life.

I don't work out but I eat so much chili and cabbage that I do my 8 minute abs three times a day. Complete tasty abs, washer-board style!

by CrabAppleSnapple December 15, 2010

A hot minute

An undefinable amount of time

1. How long are you gonna be working out?
2. For a hot minute

by ïsaïah March 3, 2021

Mitsutomi

The coolest, most awesome last name in the entire universe. Originating from samurai, the Mitsutomi's have become world-known and are extremely attractive. They are known to be quite metal but have a gentleness that comes only from God. They are mostly into killing people with donkey jaws, but will settle for a tail bone.

Man, you just wish you were a Mitsutomi.

by hc4jc January 18, 2008

mittpicker

a person who spouts specious, inane and trivial trivial political rhetoric.

a mitwit who repeats the "party line" regardless or whether or not it has any bearing, meaning, logic or value.

That guy's just another mittpicker, incapable of putting together a logical cogent thought!

by ilookmarvlus July 27, 2012

Canadian Minute

A minute to a Canadian that is incredibly longer than any other minute in the world.

We needed to meet Danny in 45 minutes but he took a Canadian minute to get ready, so we were late.

by Canadahater35 March 25, 2009

Smush Mitten

Fine Ass Pussy, you would love to have intercourse with

Megan Fox is so fine, I want her to be my smush mitten.

Dustin would let smush mitten, jessica alba, spray herpes juice in his eyes

Gary would make anything his smush mitten, horny fuck

by gnix February 26, 2009

Dick Mittens

When a male has used a urinal and failed to wash their hands before exiting the bathroom.

I didnt want to shake his hand, he just came out of the toilet. He's likely to have dick mittens

by flashh July 10, 2010