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Mitsutomi 

The coolest, most awesome last name in the entire universe. Originating from samurai, the Mitsutomi's have become world-known and are extremely attractive. They are known to be quite metal but have a gentleness that comes only from God. They are mostly into killing people with donkey jaws, but will settle for a tail bone.
Man, you just wish you were a Mitsutomi.
Mitsutomi by hc4jc January 18, 2008
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Misstomitis 

An extremely rare and serious medical condition in which the Misstom organ shrinks drastically. Treatment is simple but medicine must be administered on a daily basis.
Nancy Brady: I’m coming down with a serious case of Misstomitis
Friend: oh shit that sounds serious... what is it?
Nancy Brady: It comes on every time I miss my brother, Tom Brady, too much.
Misstomitis by Chocolate chips!!! September 22, 2018
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Look its Mitsumi!
Mitsumi by SilentTrigger April 16, 2004
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
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Person 2:......
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Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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