limpstick

Da lack of "lead in his pencil" (i.e., little or no "Mr. Happy" arousal) dat an "only turned on by a women if she's wearing make-up" dude experiences if da lady he's dating shows up "just in her natural skin" --- without any Maybelline-gloss "facial-paint".

I always excitedly appreciate it whenever a hot chick stops by my house to honor me wif her sweet companionship, so I never have any "limpstick" problem if her mouth is not "decorated"; I usually just lead her straight to my bedroom --- leaving a trail of hastily-discarded clothes --- just as soon as she steps in the door! And besides, "unpainted" lips on a gal is more satisfying for me, anyway, since I can then kiss her all I want without getting us both messy.

by QuacksO December 8, 2019

Limping Jack

An individual vulnerable to persuasion especially those who are emotionally weak.

Melvyne only goes for limping jacks because he doesn't like confident women.

by GarTig December 30, 2019

limptard

The title given to someone when they refer to Florida instead of Brazil.

P1: “Florida.”

P2: “Brazil you Limptard.”

by TheDinkmaster January 22, 2020

limply

Created by Micarah Tewers means "lays flat". She also wants to name her daughter Limply.

"-Rapunzel's skirt hangs quite limply"

by hopeparkinson September 21, 2020

limpeh

Your mother

Limpeh buy Nasi lemak

by Hellokji September 23, 2020

limpshed

A cock

There a limpshed in my ass

by Big man300 November 17, 2020

Limpia la casa Holiday

Limpia la casa holiday (stands for clean the house holiday) is celebrated on 28th of December where you and your family get together to clean the whole house together and have fun. This is something you do everyday but to make it better a holiday was made to clean your house.

Hey mom! Today is Limpia la casa Holiday!! Let’s get together and clean the house.

by Miami international December 27, 2020