gronk

My little brother malaki

Oi malaki you gronk!

by Jake78887263 March 4, 2023

Gronk

Noun: A boss in muck by dani.
Verb: Slicing someone's dick off.

Someone: I hate gronk
Other Guy: Yeah, he gronked me.

by MunshunMan March 5, 2023

Gronk's BORG

Gronk's BORG contains the following ingredients: copious amounts of pussy juice, Gatorade, Cisco, Levitra, caffeine, and Country Time Lemonade Mix.

IDK what was in Gronk's BORG, but I actually had to call a BORGulance because I had explosive and raging diarrhea.

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

gronkin

Gronkin is the most epitome of words in the epitome of urban dictionary, and a penemy. It can be used in many contacts such as my dad has been such a gronkin lately.

My dad has been gronkin lately.

by PaperWedge March 19, 2023

Gronk

Something u say bc u can

“Your a fat obese hairy gronk”
“Yo mamma”

by Oldiemoldo March 25, 2023

Gronkly Bomschwozzler

A very very ugly bomb defuser.

Person 1: oh god its a Gronkly Bomschwozzler
Gronkly Bomschwozzler: 😭😭😭😭😭

by the shitter but shittier April 16, 2023

Granky

ADJECTIVE
/ˈgɹæŋki/
comparative adjective: grankier (/ˈgɹæŋkiəɹ/); superlative adjective: grankiest (/ˈgɹæŋkiəst/)
1. A person or being who currently has or very recently had spiders crawl into or out of their mouth.

What is my most irrational fear? I’d say… being granky.

by /mɪspɹəˈnaʊnsəɹ/ July 31, 2023