Granky

When you are grumpy and cranky at the same time.

Yo man cheer up, why are you so granky today??

by Jess814 April 13, 2016

Granky

The opposite of crispy. Incredible unnatractive. Guzzles Arnold Palmers by the gallon while listening to fighting songs. Has big goofy gauges in their ears.

1. Wow, I used to think that guy was pretty crispy, but he turned out to be totally granky.
2. Lets get out of here. There are way too many granky people here.

by Crispoi March 08, 2009

Granky

Absolutely disgusting, gross to the point of throwing up on to the dude/dudette next to you. If you are pushed to the point of Grankiness, its necessary to warn others to clear out.

To grand would mean to puke.

Also can be used as a substitute for made out. Or making out.

Example 1:

Dude 1: Oh Man! That smells absolutely Granky!

Dude 2: Yeah i think I'm gonna grank everywhere!

Example 2:

Ryan: Dang Cole's girlfriend is so hot.

Tyler: Yeah man, i would totally grank her.

Cole: Yeah, i am granking her.

by Cremp000 September 08, 2011

granky

1.a color, between brown and green but more brown than it is green

2.an emotion, between happy and horny

3.cool

1. granky goes well with black

2. oh, im so granky right now

3. that was pretty damn granky

by MiSm January 26, 2004

granky

An especially intense combination of grouchy and cranky, where basically everything bothers you.

Not sure if it's the post Christmas blues or just the wacky holiday schedule, but I've been especially granky lately.

by ohmanwhyudodat April 09, 2016

Granky

ADJECTIVE
/ˈgɹæŋki/
comparative adjective: grankier (/ˈgɹæŋkiəɹ/); superlative adjective: grankiest (/ˈgɹæŋkiəst/)
1. A person or being who currently has or very recently had spiders crawl into or out of their mouth.

What is my most irrational fear? I’d say… being granky.

by /mɪspɹəˈnaʊnsəɹ/ July 31, 2023

Granky

Grade-Cranky.

When your teacher-mom hasn't graded her papers and is taking it out on you.

"Abby, your ass better be cleaning your room in ten seconds or else no sleepovers for the rest of the year."
"Jeez mom, granky much?"

by Kelsie_baby5689 November 20, 2018