Florida 

A state in the Southeastern United States.

Some prime facts:
1. Residents of the state think they own the rest of the nation.
2. Residents of the state who drive think they own all the roadways and do whatever on it as they wish.
3. This state is the port state of illegal immigrants, as like Texas and California. Only, this one is by marine transport.
4. It is America's Wang.

New Yorker: Hey I'm trying to get to work here.
Floridian: Fuck you I'm gonna keep switching lanes until you get offa my highway bitch.
New Yorker: Go back to fucking Florida and keep your immigrants there too.
** Floridian pulls out a gun and yells a random threat phrase in Spanish or something and shoots the tires. **

Storyteller: And folks, these things fucking happen anywhere.

Florida by お疲れ様でした‮ November 23, 2010

Gulf Breeze, Florida 

A small town in the panhandle of Florida.
It is only the most amazing thing on this planet!
Beautiful Beaches and cool and fabulous weather!
It is the most awesome town and you know it!

Gulf Breeze, Florida has white beaches.

Gulf Breeze, Florida by aholollipop8 March 10, 2011

florida 

The land of electile dysfunction, where the people are so stupid they dont even know how to vote, let alone punch a small hole through a ballot card.

The people of florida prove their stupidity every four years.

florida by [e-mail] March 26, 2007

Florida nationalist movement 

A movement that seeks to make Florida an independent nation because of all the bad laws and policies of the US.

John is in the Florida nationalist movement.

Florida nationalist movement by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010

florida 

The Sunshine State, known for its boobs, bods and beaches. Panama City, south Beach in Miami, Daytona Beach and Cocoa Beach are its best known beaches. The most populated state in the southeast and 4th overall in the U.S. with about 17 million residents and growing exponentially. Tallahassee is the capital, while Jacksonville is the largest city, Tampa is the largest single metro area but Miami-Dade is the largest urban agglomeration. It's very diverse: Cubans are the largest minority and found in far southern Florida. You can see a bunch of them migrating to its shores in inner tubes. Also penty of homos, freeks, sluts, rich old farts, poor old farts, pedophiles, druggies and panhandlers. The grumpy old people from the Northern states, called snowbirds do nothing but play golf and drive recklessly. Florida is a haven for drugs, crime and violence, due to its rapid population growth. Miami is probably the drug capital of America. What a place. FL is a political swing state. It has been a laughingstock since the 2000 Presidential election when it underwent 3 recounts in a few select counties, giving the election to W. The people are so stupid they can’t even punch a tiny hole in a voting card. Florida’s housing boom has become a bust. Investors recently built numerous highrise condos in Miami that have yet to be sold as the market continues to fall. The irony is that Florida’s 17 million morons rebuild their homes year after year each time a hurricane hits. Talk about stupidity. They can't vote, cant drive and have to always rebuild their homes after a hurricane. Get a clue, people! It’s a nice place to visit but dam if you want to live there. Its largest tourists attractions are Walt Disney Word-Magic Kingdom, Bush Gardens and Gator World.

Florida is overcrowded and sucks. You 17 million morons can have it. Learn how vote and drive, people!

florida by [e-mail] August 9, 2007

Florida Man 

A crasy idiot that was biten by a radioactive florida who uses his powers to comit the dimbest crimes on the planet of erth one of his reacoring enemis is the gator his powers are the powers of a florida what makes a lot of peopel angry because it never realy got defined what powers a florida has so florida man is just god there also is florida woman a pralle univers Version of florida wher his wife got biten the word florida man comenly apers in news articels abou bis crimes

Florida man atmpts to Steam the mon
Florida man rastet for trying to male fallout a riality by throwing Rocks at are51 guards

Florida man arestet for seling lives of Pop as magical healingslime
Florida man gets arestet for throing a child into a lit full of alligatord

Florida Man by Helpeverythingisalredytaken December 29, 2020

West Florida Man Chowder 

When you pour a hot load of semen onto a woman or into her throat.

Dick poured a hot load of West Florida Man Chowder down her gator.

West Florida Man Chowder by Josh Coey February 3, 2007