fat shit

One who enjoys eating in copious amounts. Said phrase does not usually mean one is actually fat, or indeed a shit.

Look at David chow down on those kebabs! Fat shit!
Jen is the fattest of all those shits

fat shit by The Fattest Shit June 25, 2006

fat friction

Fat friction is generated from the rubbing together of thunder thighs when obese people walk. It has been estimated that a chubber wearing corduroy pants can generate 800 BTUs of heat-enough to make a grilled cheese sandwich.

My girlfriend melted the crotch out of her nylon wind suit with fat friction.

fat friction by wolfbait51 May 22, 2011

fat chance 

not bloody likely

"I hooked up with Bongo last week at her barbecue."
"You, with her? Fat chance!"

fat chance by Harley February 5, 2004

fat sack

a large baggie of marijuana

I am just sitting here chillin' with a fat sack looking for someone to party with

fat sack by Lucyyfur June 21, 2005

Fat Albert

a 70's cartoon about a big fat guy who says "HEY HEY HEY!"

Fat Albert was the funniest cartoon in the 70's and 80's and I wish they would bring it back on tv.

Fat Albert by Stacy April 9, 2004

Fat faggot 

A child (usually male) who is over 100kg. Usually quite smelly and ugly.

P1: That fat lad over there stinks
P2: oh he's such a fat faggot

Fat faggot by Jamian11 December 8, 2016

Fat piss 

When you've been holding your pee for literally more than 3 hours so when you finally do release your pee, you don't have to push it out, it just flows.

Dude, I was at that party all night, and when I got home, I had to take a fat piss.

Fat piss by Hollywood8245 November 25, 2007