Dutch Prime Minister

A Christmas game in which wooden clogs are filled with human excrement and hidden around the house.

Once we finish opening stockings, let's see how long it takes us to play a round of Dutch Prime Minister!

by mile211 July 30, 2018

Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.

She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.

by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018

Dutch Trombone

Combines two of the most revered sexual acts known to man, a rusty trombone and a dutch rudder. While your girl tongue punches your fart box in ravenous fashion (humming the song of her or your choice is a plus) all while she reaches around and moves your arm back and forth while you grip your penis.

Remind me to thank Rachel’s parents for giving her all those music lessons. Why? Cause she plays the best dutch trombone.

My cousin asked me if I wanted to try something different so she did the old dutch trombone. Made me skeet skeet.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

Dutch Docking

When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.

Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.

She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.

Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.

Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.

by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019

Dutch Relay

Dutch Relay- when you put your penis in a buddies hand and a third party member jacks off person #1 by physicaly moving the arm of person #2. A dutch rudder modified for 3 people.

Last night when I walked into the barracks, Bruce was getting a Dutch Relay from sam and Carlos.

by SGT Slippyfist June 13, 2020

dutchtard

An insult used by non dutch people against dutch people.
It can either be used as an insult in order to mock a dutch persons pride in their language and nationality or as an insult towards dutch people in general.

Person 1: Hey did you see that Adriaan was flying a dutch flag in his backyard?

Person 2: Yeah he's such a dutchtard.

by the_mon_man April 7, 2021

Dutch Money

lots of money. an abundance of money.

“ugh i’m really craving chips but i’m broke”

“don’t worry bro, i got you! i got dutch money on me!”

by gatphacedea November 22, 2021