jump and dump

When your in the shower and you jump out, shit, and hop back in.

(Its very hard to wipe your ass when it’s wet btw)

Sorry i took so long in the shower, i had to resort to a quick jump and dump

by Sketchy S November 5, 2017

wi-fi dump

To take your laptop computer with you into the bathroom and surf the internet while taking a dump.

I took the biggest wi-fi dump today while bidding on e-bay.

by sir w September 1, 2008

dump trucking

having yourself and five of your closest buddies shit in somebody's toilette without flushing. That way the shitter will not flush and someone will have to scoop out the shit so that the toilet will flush again.

"Hey bro! We went Dump trucking at Ted's house, he had to scoop out the shit with a spoon."

by Uncle Shep January 23, 2008

iceberg dump

A massive poo that often results in frosting the bowl when flushing on later model residential toilets. To truly be defined as an iceberg dump, at least 10% of the poo must rise above the surface of the water. General limited to peeps w/ high fiber diets, an audible "YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!" often accompanies the iceberg dump.

Dude, I was dropping anchor and due to it's massive size, this iceberg dump was broken in half upon flushing and it totally frosted the bowl!

by Amanda Hugginkiss December 16, 2003

dumper pumper

1.)One who fucks the anus
2.)The act of anal sex

"Check out that dumper pumper action"
"Last night I gave her the ole dumper pumper"

by Phucker January 17, 2007

Donald Dump

A really big pile of shit, just like Donald

Wow, I just ate a massive burrito now I need to take a Donald Dump

by Roger E Coswell October 26, 2018

Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty April 10, 2011