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Timerbation

The act of masturbation performed by the skillful masturbationist, Tim
You: Did you timerbate last night?
Tim: Hell yeah I did, I love timerbation
by AnonDismiss March 12, 2019
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Tomberculosis

An acute condition affecting overzealous Tom Brady fans. Symptoms may include: Insisting on injecting obscure facts about Tom Brady or The New England Patriots into unrelated conversations, living day to day with delusional episodes centered around fantasies involving Tom Brady (such as being alone with Tom on a remote desert island, or sniffing his socks), and aggressively defending Tom Brady's legacy even when their audience is uninterested.

No known cure for the condition and it is recommended that the afflicted be quarantined in Southeastern Massachusetts to live out their lives and not bother the rest of us. Current medical studies have produced limited evidence suggesting that if The Patriots lose enough consecutive Superbowls the disease returns to a dormant state indefinitely.
Hey man, I took that girl I met online out on a date last night. I tried talking to her but all she did was go on about Tom Brady and how "awesome" he is the entire night. I think she has Tomberculosis. I hope I didn't catch it too.
by Sir-HC February 9, 2019
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timbyrd

1. (noun): A large, aggressive man who talks badly to another man but runs away when confronted.

2. (noun): A man who secretly prefers sex with men, but acts tough and sometimes has a girlfriend.

3. (noun): A violent man who is also a loser.
1. “I tried to take the high road but timbyrds really start to piss me off.”

2. “I found out my boyfriend was a timbyrd. Now I know why he never wanted to have kids.”

3. “Get a job, you fucking timbyrd.”
by Nopenopenopeyes April 18, 2019
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Timmer

A blunt rolled by your friend Tim and there is next to no marijuana in it
“Hey, need some more weed for that timmer??”

“Why you rollin such a timmer bro?!”
by Ashwipe831 August 23, 2019
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timbel

it's my favorite person Timbel. Jk no one likes Timbel. :)
by its_ur_mom.com December 16, 2019
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Tiber

Expresión usada en latinoamerica para decir que vas a fumar marihuana sin levantar sospechas. También puede emplearse para decir que algo es bueno para ver o hacer fumado.
"Ey Diego, vamos tiber"

"The Midnight Gospel es tiber"
by PityAlvarez June 24, 2020
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TOMBER

The generation before boomer, on their way to the graveyard
OK Tomber!
by yactaalea August 7, 2020
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