Timmer

a sweetheart that will steal your heart away. He's the most loving, kindhearted boy you will ever meet. You can stare into his blue eyes all day and run your fingers through his blonde hair. He personally loves red-headed green-eyed girls. He'll make sure you're always protected and never leave you upset. He's the perfect boy anyone would die to have!

Boy: "I got you a surprise!"
Girl: "What is it?"
Boy: "Close your eyes!" *pulls out flowers*
Girl: "Timmer! You're so cute!"

by Dreamy :o) August 2, 2011

Timmer

Derived from 'TMR' meaning 'Total Mental Retard'. Usually a complete loser with no meaning of life whatsoever, may be seen cupping a fart in his hand, then smelling it. Generally masturbates into his grandfather's underwear.

"Hey Timmer!! Quit trying to hump my dog!!"

You're such a useless peice of trash you stupid timmer!!"

by HandsomeEd December 2, 2010

timmer

verb - to poop. You know...like poop.

Tiffany: Gee Miffy, you were gone for a while, did you have to timmer?

Miffy: Yeah. I so timmered.

by Mighty B October 25, 2006

Timmer

A blunt rolled by your friend Tim and there is next to no marijuana in it

“Hey, need some more weed for that timmer??”

“Why you rollin such a timmer bro?!”

by Ashwipe831 August 23, 2019

Timmer

Another word for asshole

Get your head out of your timmer!

by Nireshire November 1, 2021

timmer-temmer

timmer-temmer (adjective) : A behavior combining timorousness and temerity. (timorous-temerous), courage and desire combined with fear. Often seen in wild park animals used to human contact—approach and retreat. Other examples, monkeys approaching humans, small shy children wanting to take something from an adult or another child, even fish being fed by scuba divers.

The sparrows hopped timmer-temmer around our table, attentive of the stray or intentional crumb.

by Pen-Dragon August 14, 2009

Being a Timmer

A nickname used to define a pimp when you want him to sound like a fluffy unicorn.

You're being such a Timmer.

by Grace-ums April 30, 2005