timbyrd 

1. (noun): A large, aggressive man who talks badly to another man but runs away when confronted.

2. (noun): A man who secretly prefers sex with men, but acts tough and sometimes has a girlfriend.

3. (noun): A violent man who is also a loser.

1. “I tried to take the high road but timbyrds really start to piss me off.”

2. “I found out my boyfriend was a timbyrd. Now I know why he never wanted to have kids.”

3. “Get a job, you fucking timbyrd.”

timbyrd by Nopenopenopeyes April 18, 2019

timberdoodle 

Another term for the American woodcock (Scolopax minor)- a medium-sized terrestrial sandpiper known for its unusual dancelike gate.

some people think timberdoodle is a better common name for Scolopax minor than American woodcock.

timberdoodle by Hepatic tanager August 22, 2020

timberdick 

A man with a very abnormally large dick, some say it's the God of all dicks, others dream of having such a dick, it resembles a redwood tree trunk and can attract girls of ALL ages

"Megan said he had a timberdick!"
"I wish I was timberdick, he gets all the pussy!"

timberdick by Ladiesman445 May 16, 2016

Justin timberdrain 

A guy who sucks the life from the world of film.

That film was a regular justin timberdrain.

Justin timberdrain by Robert Head April 24, 2007

Timberdoodled 

An altered state of consciousness where a human subject is so intoxicated they can only communicate by "Meeping", the call of the American Woodcock (colloquially referred to as a Timberdoodle)

"My mother wasn't very happy when I got completely timberdoodled at my nephew's 6th birthday party"

Timberdoodled by Ofsaan March 31, 2025

Timberdoodle 

Timberdoodle a young hunter!

Come on timberdoodle the tree stand is just a head

Timberdoodle by Matterlizard September 17, 2025