He told me a blue lie so we did the squelchy, but then he never gave me that modelling job after all.
by ticklah July 23, 2020

If you're not willing to volunteer the information, you are not willing to tell the truth. No I will not say anything. No you are not in control here.
Hym "No. You ARE going to lie. I'm not going to ket you do this forever and I was standing exactly 1 fresh case away from proving that I'm right. What would you have done to stop me from walking around the counter? Nothing. There is no lesson I'm going to learn here. There is no reason for me let you succeed. I'm not going to let you avoid the discussion and the only thing that matters to me is proving that that the only thing that matters to you... Doesn't."
by Hym Iam August 28, 2023

by Rossreinhart July 9, 2018

This happens when something is blatantly and mischievously erroneous to the point of irritation.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
Unfathomable error.
An error in a margin so large it is incomprehensible as to why it is incorrect.
by crackkillah September 2, 2018

by Brian T. O'Hara January 28, 2020

Dude 1: If you stick a finger in that electric socket, I'll give you a million dollars.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
Dude 2: Sweet!
Dude 3: Don't do it, man. The million dollars is a bigger lie than the cake.
by KnightofNerdom December 25, 2018
