the news of the world

Weekly rag which is famous for trying to ruin the lives of decent people, in a bid to boost their sales. Best known for printing lies and being succesfully sued for hundreds of thousands of pounds by the persons whose reputations they attempt to besmirch. MP Tommy Sheridan and footballer Ashley Cole for example.

Despite being a British tabloid they held the safety of British Troops in utter contempt by printing pictures of British soldiers beating up a few rioting iraqi youths who were throwing bricks at them. The pictures fuelled the iraqis anger which led to more attacks on UK soldiers.

The news of the world editor: Whose lifes can we fuck up this week then?

The news of the world journalist: Lets flip a coin, if it's heads we'll target a footballer, if it's tails we'll target an MP.

The news of the world editor: Good idea.

the news of the world by Dundeeboy August 5, 2006

the way forward 

Something that would have a positive influence on life at this moment.

1. Chicken burgers are the way foward
2. This party is the way forward

the way forward by Mic & Zo August 11, 2006

fly on the wall 

someone who secretly watches something. like they're a fly on the wall and you don't notice them.

carlos knows that rosita's baby is really chico's thanks to that fly on the wall.

fly on the wall by tom March 2, 2004

The world 

The stand that DIO uses in jojo’s bizarre adventure. Also another name for the earth, but mainly a jojo reference.

You: The world is the best!
Me: No, STPTW (star platinum the world) is!
You:oh.

The world by codenamedoIphin November 17, 2020

The Ward Effect 

a mythical presence that is best described by females - they enter a room feeling normal, and are suddenly overcome by an unexplainable yearning to spend every minute of every day in the company of Tom Ward.
Those that are lucky enough (and there aren't many) to have a force-field to protect against the effect generally find that said force-field is worn down and all but destroyed by the 4th drink, thereby rendering them as powerless as any normal female.
There are no long term side effects from being struck by the Ward effect, but for the entire time that you are in in his company rest assured that you will, indeed, be struck

"I thought I'd switched the filter on, but she's definitely been struck by the Ward Effect"

The Ward Effect by The Effect September 17, 2007

The Winking Skeever 

When you tickle one's butthole with a winking motion of your eyelash, while giving them a reach-around.'

ALSO

A bar inside the Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim game.

That skanky bitch just gave me the winking skeever last night, but the joke is on her cause now she has pink eye.

That whore took such a close look at my balloon knot, she damn near gave me a winking skeever.

{Skyrim} My character went into The Winking Skeever, paid a septim, and recieved the winking skeever and now has learned a new shout!

The Winking Skeever by YourWorstEnema August 1, 2012

Spot the white man 

A term used when you're in an area that is full or almost full of dark skinned people.

You know in Blackburn? It's like 'Spot the white man'!

Spot the white man by Alex December 27, 2003