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teaspoon

Being the 'little spoon' (on the inside) while spooning.
Would you like to be the teaspoon or the tablespoon?
by itsjoshhh July 24, 2011
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Teast

Came From The Word "Beast"
Straight Out Of Scarsdale NY
"Beast" is the catch phrase for the section of scarsdale "edgewood".
The kids from edgewood are obsessed with the word "Beast"
so Fazeman, and DJ Bun Bun gave them a new word to obsesse about...
TEAST

(also replaces many curse words the scarsdale sports program)
"Teeasst Woodies 03"

"F***...i mean Teast, Teast!"
by Jamie Goldberg April 19, 2007
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Taser

They are hand-held weapons that deliver a jolt of electricity — up to 50,000 volts — from up to 10.6 metres away. The shot can penetrate up to five centimetres of clothing.

It stuns the target by causing an uncontrollable contraction of the muscle tissue. He/she is immobilized and falls to the ground — regardless of pain tolerance or mental focus.

TASER stands for Thomas A. Swift Electric Rifle, from the Tom Swift series of children's novels written in the early 20th century, including Tom Swift and his Electric Rifle. The real stars of the series of science-fiction novels were potential advances in technology.

from "cbc news"
Canadian police say Tasers have saved 4,000 lives since police forces started using them in this country in 1999.
by MagL December 11, 2007
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taser

Although the word "taser" is not an acronym, one particular model is labeled as: TActical System of Electrical Response.
Sort of completes the pantheon of great acronyms. Or somthing like that.
Scenario 1-
Police Officer: "Halt eveil-doer, lest I be forced to use my TActical System of Elictrical Rosponse upon ye!"

Criminal: "Huh?"

Scenario 2:

Police officer: "Freeze scumbag!!" -sound of taser firing-

Criminal: "AAAaaagghhhh!"
by Carl J. Maltese March 29, 2007
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tase

To be shocked, stunned, incapacitated, or provided mild discomfort by a taser gun or "tazabeam", usually preformed by police in order to detain a crazy mofo.
"Don't tase me bro!"
As seen on youtube from the student at UF.
by thirdorchid October 23, 2007
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Tongue Tearer

noun:

A rather simple torture device where large tongs/calipers are used to tear out the victim's tongue.

Popular way to punish heratics...so that they don't spread their blasphamy.
A tongue tearer can also be used to tear off other body parts.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
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Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )

When your about to cum you shove your penis in her mouth and cum on her tonsils and down her throat.
Guy 1:Dude I gave Stephanie a Turkish Tonsil Teaser( TTT )!
Guy 2: Thats crazy bro
Guy 1:I know and then she spit it on me!
by jklasfhuiagieug April 6, 2009
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