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bobby socks

I remember bobby socks, saddle shoes and poodle skirts being my sartorial choices when I was sweet sixteen!
bobby socks by talk2me-JCH2 May 29, 2022

programming socks

Programming socks are long tubular socks typically 60cm - 80cm (24" - 31") in length from the heel. Contrary to popular belief such socks are more popular with men than women. Additionally, the socks inhibit a buff increasing the naturally occurring levels of dopamine causing a chain reaction leading to increased coding ability in lower-level programming languages such as Assembly or the C languages. Programming socks are highly correlated with the crossdressing, femboy, trans and programming community.
Astolfo: ugh, this code just doesn't make sense, why are the pointers not working?!?
Felix: Bro, you forgot your programming socks.
Astolfo: Shoot, one second.
... Some time passes and Astolfo puts on his programming socks ...
Astolfo: pff, this was an easy fix, how couldn't I see I needed to use an asterisk? Thanks for reminding me, Felix.
programming socks by That one Swede September 15, 2022

suck yuh mada

A term used by Jamaicans to verbally insult someone, telling them to perform oral sex on their mother
Hey boy go suck yuh mada and leave me alone
suck yuh mada by ShaqOG October 1, 2017

Business Socks

The only article of clothing a guy can wear during sex.

Now I'm naked, except for my socks. and you know when I'm down to just my socks what time it is. Its business time. You know when I'm down to just my socks its time for business thats why they call them business socks.
Business Socks by Dannyc89 January 17, 2009

[sucka] free 

[sucka] free by Smartacus August 31, 2004
Term to describe suicide by firing a weapon placed inside your mouth.
I think im going to suckstart my pistol.
Suckstart by The Real Mongoose! August 19, 2009