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Yer da sells the Avon

Scottish insult: "Your father is a representative of the Avon company"

The peak, the maximum, the be-all and end-all of humiliation. The ultimate insult of one's self, one's family and one's dignity. Consider all hope lost in your life if this is said to you. Use sparingly against enemies.
"Yer a tit"

"Fuck off pal, yer da sells the Avon"

*kills self*
by purefanny565 August 29, 2016
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shell hunger

shell hunger — unnecessary death caused by the lack of sufficient ammunition in the midst of a fire fight.
Before Ukrainians die of starvation or cold weather, many good men women and children will die of shell hunger if we don’t give that country the weapons it needs. ARSENAL OF DEMOCRACY, BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 24, 2023
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Smellodrama

A smellodrama is an emotional overreaction to a mess or smelly situation.
Susie served up a screaming, crying smellodrama when the toilet overflowed.
by I, Wreckerrr October 8, 2016
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the corn smells nice

According to Chuggaaconroy in the TheRunawayGuys LP of Pikmin (episode 13), possible slang for pooping on someone's chest.

More practically, an example of very specific slang terms that have little actual purpose as they are incredibly niche or raunchy, yet sound like perfectly rational phrases (like deflower either meaning losing a flower... or sex.)
I just went on a date with my fiance, and let's just say the corn smells nice.

You could say some perfectly reasonable phrase like, I dunno, "the corn smells nice", and someone would tell you "OH MY GOD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?!"
by Camwood April 11, 2019
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That weiner smells funny

That weiner smells funny, l wonder where it has been? This is the quest to see if something nasty happened to that food!
by I, Wreckerrr November 17, 2020
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smelly feet

If a boy has smelly feet, it's a serious problem. If a girl has smelly feet, it's a must. Boys don't like girls without this.
Kimberly Ng has smelly feet that all guys want to smell it.
by Brian Chew February 6, 2023
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Harvesting Her Smells

The process of indulging in a females body odors as you ravage her sexually. Lets face it, a female is a collection of smells, some or all of which can at times be rather malodorous. Such areas of point are, but not limited to: the feet, butt, pussy, pits, breath, etc.. Some may find these smells repugnant, while others may find a woman's foul smelling stench(s) a genuine source of excitement. Whether the female package is a beautiful specimine or a filthy, fat disgusting pig, most seem to possess a sense of entitlement and that to ingest in said smells will cost you time and money, sooner or later. Some less fortunate individuals may resort to secondary sources of gratification, such as snorting a chair or bicycle seat. Whatever your means, your end result is the same, your time, effort and funds all go towards, amoung other things, the smells a female possesses.
I met this woman I intend to pursue. I'm looking forward to getting beyond the preliminaries and harvesting her smells.
by Big Ed Moustapha February 11, 2010
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