No-pants charleston

Slang for intercourse, ie: horizontal line dancing

'Hey johnny, whatchu get up to after u left the party with that girl?"
"Oh man, we went back to her place and i was doing the no-pants charleston in like 30 seconds!"

by dylan moran August 17, 2009

Jizz Pants

That pair of old scraggy jogging/pyjama bottoms that u wear around the house day in day out when you're doing generally fuck all but get round to washing about once every 6 months.

shitbag! Where's my jizz pants? I can't make my cornflakes without my JIZZ PANTS!

by shamnebeedick August 19, 2009

february pants

Pants you get for Christmas that you are presently too fat to fit into. With a New Year’s diet, you might fit into them in February.

**Opens Present** “Damn, another pair of February pants!”

by Tiffany T! January 7, 2010

Crazy pants

Someone who is acting extraordinarily crazy.

Person A: Why is that person screaming wildly through the park?
Person B: I don't know, what a crazy pants.

by Lysse Birdz July 19, 2011

wearing wooden pants

walking around with a hardon all the time

I go to the club and see all that fine ass,makes me walk around wearing wooden pants

by woodpile January 20, 2010

the in my pants game

You think of a song title and then add "in my pants" to the end of it.

see also: in my pants

Examples of the in my pants game:

Free falling in my pants.
My life would suck without you in my pants.

by nonamenonamenonamenoooonaaaame April 2, 2010

Grumpy Pants

One who is always being grumpy & gets upset at everything.

"Matt you're being a grumpy pants! Smile grumpy pants!"

by Valentina F. August 30, 2008