pre-load

sometimes referred to dirt biking, but when your about to ejaculate you use it in terms of coming on womens chests, and also when i try to explain something to daniel in science class

Mike: what the fuck is a pre-load

Dan: i pre-loaded all over your mom's chest
Dan: *pretends to throw his load*
Dan: oh yea

Mike: you fucking faggot

by Mike-Tino June 11, 2009

pre-d

The time between official dating and meeting or getting to know a person. Also referred to as "talking".

Are you guys dating yet? Nah, man we're just in pre-d.

by darkbluerose January 4, 2009

[Pre-K]

One of the most notoriously know gamer tags in the COD (Call of Duty) game series, Pre-K is known for its foul language and offensive behavior.

Kid 1: Ah not again, it's those a**holes Pre-k
Pre-K: I f***** your mother kid 1!
Kid 2: Those guys scare me, I'm going to report them!

by MEMBER089232[Pre-K] December 3, 2010

Pre-Jack

Clear substance which precludes sex. Often causing squigy-ness in one's shorts, leading to your hammer sticking to your gitch.

ex.1
Guy: You don't have to spit baby!, just use the pre-jack!

Girl: yeah!

ex.2
Girl: Shit, did you cum already!!?!?!

Guy: Naa, Girl, it's just a lil pre-jack... fap.

by Bejnay March 10, 2009

Pre-Med

A choice that people should avoid unless they could easily balance the number of hours studying, as well as the hours volunteering at a hospital, being involved in school clubs, etc. If you get easily overwhelmed, this shouldn't be a career choice for you.

Person 1: How bad is Pre-Med?

Person 2: Enough that poor students get hammered by organic chemistry, physics, and other hardcore classes. If they fail to get into med school, they're fucked.

by senthurmanz October 16, 2017

pre grad

similar to after grad, only before a graduation as opposed to after. Basically sought after by the kind of douchebag high schooler who believes the only way to enjoy themselves and prove to their friends that theyre the shit is to get wasted, even if it means making a complete fool of yourself in front of your parents and teachers at the actual grad ceremony.

Normal guy: Ohhh man im gonna get sooo wasted at after grad
Douchebag: Ohhh man im gonna get soo wasted at pre grad, then sneak in some booze for grad and get wasted there, then get totally wasted at after grad. yeah im the shit.

by Tom Lincoln1 May 3, 2009

pre-sequitur

Like a non-sequitur, a pre-sequitur doesn't follow what immediately preceded it, but instead relates to something that came earlier, but too long ago to be relevant. It is a sudden or jarring break in the chronology, but it does follow... when you remember what it refers to. Often used as a comic device.

A classic pre-sequitur:
during Mary's job interview
Lou Grant: What religion are you?
Mary Richards: Mr. Grant, I don't quite know how to say this, but you're not allowed to ask that when someone's applying for a job. It's against the law.
Lou Grant: Wanna call a cop?
Mary Richards: No.
Lou Grant: Good. Would you think I was violating your civil rights if I asked if you're married?
Mary Richards: Presbyterian.

by Megareds January 2, 2008