Pecka Wood

Something to be used in place of the word dick, cock, or penis in a verbal argument. Bums use this term, as well as crackheads, junkies, and black people.

I ain't fixna to fake for these pecka woods, get out my business, okay!

by Wahhhn February 22, 2011

Severance Package

When you end a relationship and have to give up a few items of interest, ranging from spoons and knives, to a whole fucking house.

Friend 1: I'm sorry to hear about you and (insert name)
Friend 2: yeah, the severance package I gave them was pretty big too

by lil dookie stain February 9, 2018

hit the package

doing some cocaine lines,

"You should come hit the package with us tonight!"

by dingaling November 5, 2007

The Stimulus Package

A sexual act where one partner inserts his/her pointer and middle finger in a women's pussy while also inserting the pinkie in the woman's asshole. While the fingers are in, the partner will then use the thumb to rub the clitoris. This causes the most possible stimulation in a small package.

I'll give her the stimulus package, bitches love stimulus packages

by Thasnaaaaaasty July 20, 2013

Pick a winner

It's often used when you're being spotted on picking boogers from your nose.

NB- (picking in his nose)
RB- did you pick a winner?
NB- very funny...

by AndrzejUK August 26, 2008

Picasso Blast

When a man is sitting on the edge of the bed being ridden by a hot Brazilian chick(or any chick) and has built up a huge load, followed by a huge blast of semen which hits the wall in front of him and creates a huge splatter mark that won’t go away unless painted over. When the chick says she will clean it off the wall, the man responds “Hell no, leave it, that’s a beautiful piece of artwork, now grab me a towel and start calling me Picasso.”

Bro, my ex was riding me on her toilet and I pulled out and made a Picasso blast on her wall. She tried to clean it several times and it won’t go away. Now every time she or anyone sits on her toilet, the Picasso blast is in direct sight. She’ll never forget me.

by Peter_G February 26, 2019

Picasso'd

The look on someone's face after returning from a long night of partying and bar crawling. This night usually consists of an immense amount of cheap alcohol (and most likely, drugs as well).

Dude, did you just get back from the bar? You look picasso'd!

by Micah Jesse February 14, 2006