pervert zerbert

oral sex given to a man; a blowjob

I just gave my husband a pervert zerbert.

by twist73 November 7, 2012

pervment

The blocks in and around your city's red light district or/and the area outside peep shows.

Sandra was so grossed out by the pervment that she immediately threw out her shoes when she got home.

When vacationing with the family, always try to identify and avoid your destination's pervment in advance of a night out...

by Sticky AKA March 14, 2015

pervertification

The art of finding sexual/kink uses for everyday objects

She's the master of pervertification - everything around her is a potential sex toy. Even the fruits and vegetables aren't safe!

by polebludger May 10, 2015

Pervertism

The act of being a pervert. (Because "pervert" is too mainstream.)

Pervertism can be present anywhere, and be done by anyone.

by notalittleGrub June 12, 2015

Pervanation

When your imagining something and your mind becomes perverted

last night I got a text from my ex when I thought about her and my pervanation got the best of me

by Breanna16 April 22, 2016

pervert painter

When you ejacualte in her belly button and then dip your tip in the substance and paint her with it

Im going to be a pervert painter tonight, i will use you as my canvas.

by Ticklemybutthole August 12, 2016

Pervoculars

Any type of eyewear that allows you to gawk at scantily clad hot chicks with plausible deniability.

Put your pervoculars on, cougar cameltoe at 12 O'clock.

by Boozeturd July 17, 2016