Mopi
A very short person.
Mopi by kjhfdalkjshsdf May 9, 2020
Get the Mopi mug.
Moped
A moped is a person, guy or girl, you are having sex with, but would never want your friends to meet because they are not that attractive.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
Like a moped, the gay motorbike, he/she is fun to ride, but you would never want your friends to see you on it.
I am inviting this guy over to hook up only late at night or when no one is home because he’s a total moped.
Moped by Emma Frost December 5, 2019
mopard
An epithet for one who shows a particular affinity for all things "Mopar," a derivative word coming from MOtor PARts, the parts and service component company of the Chrysler Group.
Mopards are usually distinguished by their vintage Dodge T-shirts, swollen knuckles, and at least a small amount of perma-dirt. A Southern accent is usually traceable, but not necessary to be a mopard.
Famous mopards include Joe Dirt, Bo and Luke Duke, The Blues Brothers, Arnie Cunningham, the guy Steve McQueen was chasing in Bullitt, and my buddy Travis, a damned fine sailor in the Navy.
Mopards are usually distinguished by their vintage Dodge T-shirts, swollen knuckles, and at least a small amount of perma-dirt. A Southern accent is usually traceable, but not necessary to be a mopard.
Famous mopards include Joe Dirt, Bo and Luke Duke, The Blues Brothers, Arnie Cunningham, the guy Steve McQueen was chasing in Bullitt, and my buddy Travis, a damned fine sailor in the Navy.
It is a common misconception for a mopard to believe that yelling "HEMI!" will arouse any woman within earshot, instantly. But it is a misconception, and nothing more.
One who has gone sex nuts and mopard strong is not above fucking a Super B in the gashole.
A symptom afflicting the common mopard is the ever-growing stack of yellowed Auto Traders in the corner of the throne room, in which one will look for local specimens to go and gawk at in person, and possibly imply to the owner that they have the cash to buy it to convince him to let him "test drive" it, all while not having said cash.
One who has gone sex nuts and mopard strong is not above fucking a Super B in the gashole.
A symptom afflicting the common mopard is the ever-growing stack of yellowed Auto Traders in the corner of the throne room, in which one will look for local specimens to go and gawk at in person, and possibly imply to the owner that they have the cash to buy it to convince him to let him "test drive" it, all while not having said cash.
mopard by mr_gollihue June 28, 2011
mopple
The noise derived from plunging the penis in and out of an extrordinarily loose and moist vagina, comparable to plunging a mop in and out of a rinse bucket.
I was trying to sleep, but all I could hear was a loud mopple from my friend Vince porking this wet skank he just met, who was kind enough to let us crash at her house.
mopple by Karl's Hungus April 11, 2007
MoPar
MoPar by dont hit me August 13, 2003
MoPho
1. Modern Phoenician.
2. A person who is crazy about midcentury and contemporary modernism in Phoenix, Arizona.
3. A lover and liver of the modern lifestyle in Phoenix.
4. A member of Modern Phoenix.
Always used as a term of endearment or respect.
2. A person who is crazy about midcentury and contemporary modernism in Phoenix, Arizona.
3. A lover and liver of the modern lifestyle in Phoenix.
4. A member of Modern Phoenix.
Always used as a term of endearment or respect.
That crazy MoPho sold his Haver Home to finance the remodel on his Beadle Box.
or
Sup, MoPho? You going to hit that open house in Windemere tomorrow?
or
That MoPho sold six paintings on First Friday.
or
Sup, MoPho? You going to hit that open house in Windemere tomorrow?
or
That MoPho sold six paintings on First Friday.
MoPho by PixelPixie November 6, 2008