Lumberjacking

When you run into a Halloween party with a pre determined person and grab a bottle of pink Whitney. Then you smash it like an axe on their head and yell, “lumberjack!”. Then you sprint out the house screaming.

“I’m gonna lumberjacking the party!” Nathan said.

by Billyyyyymple8292 June 12, 2024

lumberman's one eighty

Lumberman's one eighty is when you are so sick that you are basically vomiting and going poop simultaneously. It could stem from being sick. Or it could come from imbibing too much especially if you had some bad food.

I felt bad for the kid, he was so sick he was doing the lumberman's one eighty.

He drank so much and ate those nasty tacos he got the lumberman's one eighty.

by Metro Melik February 6, 2025

Lummet

to do something incredibly foolish, or to have brain fog

I had a lummet and simply forgot my tea in the pot for to long

by snake tea February 12, 2025

Lumber Monkey

Derogatory slang used by Canadian meth heads.

Vince is a lumber monkey.

by Stanksodanky March 27, 2025

Lumbersick

You have a problem carrying hoes on your Back You are about to Thrust your back into a Hamster Wheel Because All of this Hoe activities Will Make You Do a Lumbersick, My Back Hurts Because these Hoes been on my genitalia For So Long I don’t Have The Ability To reproduce anymore nor do I need to even think in a sexual manner.

“All These Girls Make me Lumbersick I’m Buotta go crazy bruh”

“Keep talking that Smack I’m Buotta Turn Full Lumbersick on Yall”

by MackATony January 28, 2026

lumer

A phenomenon in which light is broken into shifting, dappled patterns as it reflects off the surface of water. The effect occurs due to the reflection of sunlight or artificial light as it passes through rippling water, creating moving, speckled illuminations on nearby surfaces.
Other forms: lumering, lumerance.

She sat by the lake, mesmerized by the lumer dancing on the boathouse wall.

by thunderoak March 26, 2026

lumer

The phenomenon of moving light patterns created when light reflects off water onto a nearby surface - like the shifting, rippling light you see on a rock or underside of a bridge when sunlight hits a flowing river.

We stopped by the river and ended up just watching the lumer moving across the stones.

by thunderoak March 27, 2026