howarding

when needing something and not directly asking, but beating around the bush

you were howarding for a ride last night

by kgk535 November 3, 2009

Data Hoarder

The IT person in the company that holds a little known data base with all the key information. They use it to their advantage without sharing with others.

Lincoln is a Data Hoarder !!! He looks so smart because he has the MB Database with all the workstation information. Funny he doesn't give anyone else access to that company data. Grrrr.

by Macpony November 6, 2012

Howardism

What you get when a large group of delinquents don't know when to let a bad joke go,and end up getting "f's" in school due to insomnia,and little remembrance of education.

Adult: good morning fellow human being

Child: I have decided to follow Howardism and make my life based entirely on social class and ruin my chances for love so I can make a bad joke about some random guy I won't remember in two years.

by A concerned bystander. November 20, 2019

porn hoarder

Some asshole who hoards all the motherfucking porn! They have all the porn and you have a boner and they wont let you use their fucking porn to beat off and cum.

Stop hoarding all the porn you shit sucking porn hoarder! Fuck!

by NickPierce September 7, 2009

hotard

A girl or woman who follows hideous (often slutty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.

Girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.

by drmroeau January 11, 2013

Bipolar disorder hoarder

A person with bipolar disorder who does not take their medication and goes postal on anyone for anything. Although delutional they are know it alls. They also quote the bible constantly ,also suffering from being a bible thumper, telling everyone they are going to hell even though they were a prostitute,crackhead and a bad mother to the extent that all of their children were taken away and adopted into proper homes. They are often born again Christians.

Dang she's a bipolar disorder hoarder,she needs to take her meds

by Fake it till ya make it June 2, 2015

hoarder's dozen

a group or collection of many; a range from a dozen plus one to a dozen plus infinity: from the practice among hoarders and other pack rats of accumulating more items than is necessary, warranted, or even healthy. The paradox of simultaneously having too many and also not enough of a particular item or experience. Often used as hyperbole.

1. I got a great deal on the hoarder's dozen of shoes I bought on sale.
2. There are a hoarder's dozen Starbucks near my house.
3. She has a hoarder's dozen Facebook friends.

by CodeNameReservoir November 11, 2012