well, what happened was...

used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.

"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."

by Professor Rubow December 16, 2008

hapanese

Hapa referring to half (in Hawaiian), hapa can be used for saying ur part something in an ethnic group.
Eg: hapa haole is half white.
Hapanese is used in terms of referring to a half japanese.
hapa+japanese = hapanese

'Olivia is hapanese'

by a1mi October 3, 2006

happy as larry

to be very happy
Australian/New Zealand Slang

when Warney finally got a cold beer, he was happy as larry.

by Laumas September 20, 2006

happy box

a happy box is the box that you hide your porn in

Nobodys home, time to get out the happy box

by Luke Himsel June 11, 2006

happyin

1. A picture of a 70's smilie faced Raiden
2. Created by evildevil98 on the MK5.org boards

Happyin is the god of happy.

by Son of Kintaro September 11, 2004

Happy Slash

A Slash fiction story written as if the writer is high on drugs

"He jumped into the pool of cream rubbing it into his cheeks,
'Creamy cream cream! Then went on to lap it up'"

by Slash_Queen September 1, 2005

happy-treed

drunk, wasted, boozed...etc.

dude, your party was so sick last night.

uhhh, i don't remember, i was so fucking happy-treed!

by jen16 January 10, 2008