Warney 

Inappropriately horny...

Based on a combination of Australian Cricketer Shane Warne's surname (who is constantly getting busted for extra marital affairs) mixed with the word horny (which Shane always seems to be)

Shane was feeling so warney that he had to bone an inflatable sex doll whilst he waited for the stripper to reply to his SMS

Warney by d0dgypete May 18, 2006

Warney 

An insult to an asian that is wearing a Turban.

look at that Warney over there by his corner shop.

Warney by Bowsers May 13, 2005

A Warney 

A sexually suggestive text message, usually used when flirting with the opposite sex. Named after the dirty texting king Shane Warne.

*beep beep, beep beep*
Dave: That a Warney?
Scott: Yeah, it’s Danielle asking what I’m up to later.
Dave: Thank ya mumma!

John: Mate, you have to get off the phone! You on the Warney’s or something?!
Angus: Yeah mate. Trying to tee up Rodney’s wife

A Warney by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

Time Warner Cable

Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.

Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.

Time Warner Cable by Purple Miku May 27, 2016

Aaron Warner 

Aaron Warner Anderson is the main character alongside Juliette and the short-term antagonist in the Shatter Me Series.

he is a whole snack and a daddy as well. he probably has an IQ above 1000 and is very fit.

his favorie song is "Like A Rolling Stone by Bob Dylan

Juliette: Aaron Warner is insane.
also Juliette : i love you, i love you exactly as you are.

Stan: Aaron Warner can step on me and i'll thank him.
Stan 2: DADDYYY!!!!
Stan 3: Aaron Warner and Juliette Ferrars are Soul Mates.

Aaron Warner by AaronWarnerStan March 11, 2019

warner chilcotting 

First tagged by Hank Green, this term defines anyone who runs a business where its customers' lives rely on it, most likely medicine drug companies. When the company randomly spikes the cost of their product, which endangers the lives of customers who may not afford the new price, the CEO of the company "Warner Chilcotted" their customers.

guy 1: "Hey, I can't afford my diabetes medicine because the price randomly rose out of nowhere!"
guy 2: "Those medicinal companies, always warner chilcotting us!"

warner chilcotting by Harmonious One January 25, 2011

aaron warner 

aaron warner is the only real man ever to exist, every other man is a fraud

omg have u heard of aaron warner
no whos that
the only man to ever exist

aaron warner by wqrnettes August 18, 2021