mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.

We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.

by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018

goose boulders

Goose boulders are extra large goose bumps that are caused by sexual excitement.

I was tickling the inside of her thighs when I noticed she was getting goose boulders!

by PaPaSmurF November 4, 2013

goose dancing

seeing a goose dancing means that you see a crackhead in their natural habitat

dude 1: bruh did you that goose dancing?
dude 2: yeah that guy must have had some good crack

by crackdaddy1o1 September 26, 2020

goose chills

A combination of goose bumps and cold chills, 10 times worse than normal goose bumps and often preceded by a full body shiver.

Drinking the slushy and walking into the cold room gave me goose chills.

by Wonderwoman81 January 24, 2016

Goose Snack

When you get the sloppiest of toppiest

You last night I got the Goose Snack! It was epic

by Goose Snack November 3, 2021

Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out

I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn

by Dick sweat on my wrist June 18, 2018