Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.
I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.
by JHBEL October 05, 2021
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open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth
the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!
by bigbootyjudygal June 29, 2020
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Goose kiss

She gave him a delicate goose kiss, he enjoyed this
by Tinker83 May 22, 2014
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Goose Count

When you line up a group of troubled youngsters or gangsters and count them off to decide which one will be forced on a death march. Children are taught this via a lovely nursery rhyme.
1) It's a Goose Count, gather in line!
by frigginhost April 26, 2017
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goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.
Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?
by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011
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cola goose

a 60's expression to describe yourself or someone else as happy, cool or content.
Jack: "Hey dude howz it goin"
Sam: " I'm a cola goose man"
by kanerockgod April 14, 2009
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goose porn

When a female let's a goose eat her out
I can't wait to go home and watch goose porn
by Dick sweat on my wrist June 19, 2018
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