Goose Egg

When a male exposes one or both of thier testicles resembling a goose egg.

Joe:have you ever seen a goose egg Clark?

Clark:No wtf is that

Joe:*Goose egg*

Clark: Awee wtf man

by The Goose Egg Gobblin October 2, 2021

Thread the Goose

When you pull your penis through the opening in your underwear to have sex.

I didn't have time to pull my pants down fully for a quickie so we just thread the goose.

by JHBEL October 5, 2021

goosely fr

goosely fr is a horrible streamer and youtuber that dyes her hair every 2 weeks and can’t make her mind up. her only personality trait is her boyfriend.

boy 1 : yo mr fart balls you watch goosely fr?
mr fart balls: no i don’t watch that ugly whore

by not gooselyfr July 8, 2021

stomped on a goose

It's the next level of outrageously gaseous and loud fart that surpasses a stepped on duck.

My missus farted so loud a duck couldn't have screamed loud enough. Water fowl were underfoot!

"mum you farted so loudly it sounded like you stomped on a goose"!!!!

by goose stomper October 8, 2013

goose list

A term originally used by con men and other swindlers for a list of easy victims that they managed to "take" with no difficulty. Usually such a list gets sold around their dubious industry as a way to find "easy pickins." It also seems to be a common practice around the staffing and recruiting industry.

Hey Frankie, did you get that goose list from Mike's pyramid scheme?

by Ex-Pfizer Again November 28, 2011

moose the goose

a nickname for smoking weed. similar to other nicknames such as "blaze".

hey joe lets moose the goose .

by skin the cat January 2, 2012

goose jupiter

this is a game of "duck, duck goose" but instead of slapping and saying the word "goose", you put your nuts on a bitch's shoulder and yell "jupiter"

She got so mad at me when it turned into a game of goose jupiter!!

by supermann694eva November 13, 2011