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goofy

Masturbating with your non-dominant hand.
That crazy mofo polishes goofy style.
by cheechoo May 13, 2008
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Goody

1. a snack or treat
2. a synonym for "Yay" or "good" can be sarcastic
3. meant Miss or Mrs or Ms in the Puritan Colonies
1. "Halloween candies are Goodies"
2. "Goody... I get to do homework now!"
3. "... I saw Goody Calvert with the Devil! And Goody Putz and Goody Tregoe!!!"
by Kaytee P January 13, 2004
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New Found Glory

yeah, they are kind of whiny and the vocals can sometimes sound boy bandish but they are not sell outs, considering they always were that way, and the guitar's pretty good.
my friends over you. the guitar's great!
by Juliet February 15, 2004
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Glory Pig

When someone likes to get all the attention for a successful project and not recognising the efforts of all the other people involved.
Client: So I heard that you were nominated for a big award on VRLX.com the website that changed the world?
GloryPig: Yes, I am. I am the one who was responsible for its success and am flying to New York to accept the award for website of the decade actually.
Client: You fuckin dickhead wanking glory pig!
by pronky lester December 7, 2010
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glorypie

the act of sticking ones penis into a hot macdonalds apple pie and then whilst it is still blistering with the heat inserting it slowly into a mans anus. after that it is then removed from the anus to be licked clean by a norwegian princess.
I was strolling through tesco's the other day when I was glorypied
by heeeeeeeeersGary July 21, 2012
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gooey goober

A blowjob from someone without teeth.
He really enjoyed the gooey goober from his elderly neighbor.
by Loosing my teeth! December 20, 2015
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Goobydick

Word origin: Anderson, SC

Typically a male, but not limited to, a person that shows up at all the wrong times, at all the wrong places and does all the wrong things whilest wearing all the wrong clothing.
Bartender #1: Can you believe this guy? He just came into the bar 30 minutes before closing wearing a Hawaiian shirt tucked into his shorts. He then reached under his pant leg to scratch his balls!
Bartender #2 - OMFG! What a GOOBYDICK!

Oh Lordy, look at this goobydick in his Ed Hardy t-shirt.
by Bandito loves Jaymes October 25, 2017
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