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The diety that will punish us for posting on this site.
Man, God's going to hit you with a lightning bolt for coming up with that emeril definition.
by notscared July 27, 2003
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*BOOM*
God:"Wow, cool, I can THINK!!!"
by ThatGuyYouSawJustNow July 31, 2007
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1)d is all poweful and all Loving.

So why DO grannies get mugged in their homes by charvae? Either got CAN help - but wont, so he isnt all LOVING - or he CANT help, and he aint not all that POWEFUL.

2) DOG spelled backwards

3) me! (had to put it in)

4) an expression for when you have no one else to tell something to (see example)
"God, she's a minger!"
by Richie_G June 6, 2005
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1- God is this guy that I've been forced to learn about since I was 6. In alot of religons he is the guy who both damns and saves humanity in one fell swoop. Maybe I'd have more to say if I thought for a second he made us for anything more than the same reason you go to wally world to buy a goldfish.

2- First part of God Damn. A wonderful little explitive that can be used for many things.
a) Expressing admiration for anothers body
b) Expressing hatred for a person or situation
c) Simply asking your version of god to damn something to hell.
1- God is a cool guy.
2- A) Gawd DAAAAAAMMN! Thats one nice ass.
B) GOD DAMN LITERALS!
C) God Damn pop hackers to hell!
by Someyoungguy July 3, 2003
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Our almighty powerful king of creation who's love for us is infinitly strong.
by Werty Underwood May 13, 2005
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1.A transcendent, always existent being.
2.The only way to explain existence in motion without violating the laws of thermodynamics.
by Bob April 16, 2004
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A term used by humanoids to identify a subjective character whom they collectively agree is the Originator of circumstances.

The subjective character, located within the point of view of the humaniods was originally fancied, via the mechanisim of shunting responsibility for circumstances.

The original intention of this mechanisim is to cause the persistance of circumstances.

The sole intention of humanoids in using the "god mechanisim" is to protect bodies via bidding, to get a desirable condition for the body to persist.
Humanoid: Do You believe in god?

Myself: What are you talking about?

Humanoid: Do You believe in god?!?

Myself: I have no idea what you're
talking about.... Bye.
by thetaxwriteoff@yahoo.com July 4, 2006
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