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fake ass bitch 

Someone who talks to you when deep down he or she hates you or dislikes you.
Penelope tells Feeby in class: "I fucking can't stand that bitch Tammy. She thinks she's so pretty. I hate her!"

Tammy enters the classroom and sits in her usual seat next to Penelope

Penelope says to Tammy: "Hey Tammy, you look so pretty! How was your weekend? "

Tammy and Penelope are having a normal conversation about what they did this weekend while Feeby is thinking to herself, PENELOPE IS SUCH A FAKE ASS BITCH. SHE JUST TOLD ME SHE HATES THIS GIRL AND YET SHE IS TALKING TO HER AND ACTING LIKE SHE IS HER FRIEND!!!
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Fake Blonde 

Hair that has been bleached (and bleached) until it becomes light in color. Not to be confused with orange or green. Fake blonde is unnatural blonde. May have toner over the bleach to add "natural" highlights.
"Hey, you need to touch up that fake blonde, your roots are showing"
Fake Blonde by 2 Madre October 10, 2008

fake Bernie supporter 

Morons who claimed to support Bernie sanders during the primary but instead voted for Drumpf rather than the Democratic candidate in 2016. These people are habitually stupid. As they are easily swayed by fake news, Russian bots & trolls.
Seriously, real liberals and the Democratic Party don't want or need your help in 2018 or afterward. You don't get to express regret or gain pity after doing something that makes others suffer. Stay home or jump off a bridge pox.
"But her emails! Status Quo! Obama's a socialist/communist!" - complains the fake Bernie supporter. After Drumpf and the GOP takes away their Medicare, Social Security, welfare and trailer/one person apartment/parent’s basement away.

Fake Nice 

When someone is nice to your face then turns around and bad mouths you to other people.
Scott is so fake nice it's ridiculous
Fake Nice by Mike Tourtellott October 13, 2014

Fake deep 

Is the act of a person trying to appear "woke" or "depressed" on social media sites in order to feed their desire for attention. They appear "smart" or "Well informed" apon first impression but are in actual fact the complete opposite. They rely on the opinion or approval of people to fuel their behavior.
That nigga is so artificial and fake deep, he acts all woke and depressed online and is a complete idiot in person.
Fake deep by Blackstar1232 April 8, 2020

phillie fake out 

While doing some bitch from behind, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns around and says "That's all you got?!?!?!" you shoot cum all over her face. That fucking bitch.
That bitch gave me grief all night, so I gave her a phillie fake out.
phillie fake out by Rumpus April 4, 2003
That girl with the straight hair and ten pounds of make up is fake.
Fake by sickofthelies June 14, 2011